We Buy Your Car By The Pound! (Yes, Seriously!)

Hey Staten Island! Got a car that’s seen better days? Maybe it’s more rust than ride at this point? Well, don’t sweat it — we’ve got a wild idea that actually works: we buy your car by the pound!

That’s right. Forget those sketchy “cash for cars” signs with barely working flip phones behind them. We’re the real deal — licensed, local, and ready to turn your old clunker into cold hard cash the same day you call us. Whether it’s a beat-up beater, a sun-faded sedan, or your cousin’s “project car” that’s been “under construction” since 2003… we’ll take it!

It’s hassle-free, convenient, and fast. Like, really fast. You call us, we show up, weigh the car, and boom — you get paid. No towing fees. No paperwork nightmares. No strangers asking “does it run?” while kicking the tires.

Plus, it’s environmentally friendly — recycling cars means less waste and more space in your driveway for things you actually want (like a barbecue grill or, you know… a working car).

So Staten Island, if you’ve got a car, truck, or mystery vehicle growing moss in your yard — let’s make a deal. We buy cars by the pound, not the story.

Call us today, get paid today. Simple, smooth, and just a little bit funny.

Because if your car’s gonna be dead weight… it might as well pay you like a heavyweight!